If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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its like you know when i get waxed
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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