I heard we made out
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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