Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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