why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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