Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found your dick twin last night
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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