so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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