Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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