so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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