Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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