The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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