I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My liver just had a heart attack.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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