I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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