can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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