Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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sex in a hospital.. check
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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