Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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