Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I could make wine with my vomit
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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