Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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