he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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