i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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