Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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