i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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