So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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