im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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what are you doing with your life
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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