i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
only you would photoshop your dick
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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