And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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