She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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