Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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