We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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