wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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