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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
What a dumb baby whore.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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