I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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