i just had sex bonerless
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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