Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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