was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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