New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
only you would photoshop your dick
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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