We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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