what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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