thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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