I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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