I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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