that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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