You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
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He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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