She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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