If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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