you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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