they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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