Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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