when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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