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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm at about main and main street
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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