I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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You made out with two different species that night
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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